Many little girls dream about their wedding day. They dream of the perfect weather, surrounded by friends and family. They dream of the perfect towering cake and the perfect wedding band. And they really RALLY dream of the perfect wedding dress. We find it hard to believe that any of the dresses on this list could be considered perfect. No, these dresses could only be considered perfect in someone’s nightmare, that’s how hideous and God-awful they are. But don’t take our word for it, check them out for yourself and see if they aren’t the ugliest things your eyes have seen in a long time. If you don’t mind walking down the aisle looking like a demented sheep caught in a trap, then by all means buy this wedding dress immediately. We understand that haute couture is often theatrical by nature but this is ridiculous. This demands its own category. Perhaps a Haute Mess?
We believe we saw this outfit in a Mummenschanz show once. If you don’t get the reference, congratulations, you’re younger than we are. Is she trying to advertise the fact this is a shotgun wedding? Or does her stomach just get really hot these days, what with creating a baby and all? Either way, Madame, a fail.
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If you don’t mind looking like a giant, fluffy penis, then this is the dress for you. While her entire wedding party and every guest thought Jane looked ridiculous in her cotton dress, it sure did come in handy when someone knocked over the champagne tower and liquid spilled all over the dance floor. Ugly? You bet. Super absorbent – indeed.
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Is it just us or is anyone else also really craving a Twinkie right now? What in the sweet matrimony is the deal with these dresses and their use of giant… we don’t even know what to call them, besides ugly and uncalled for. Based on the look on the model’s face, she knows she looks like a puffy disaster.
ADVERTISEMENT www.viralands.com www.viralands.com Sure she looks lovely, until she squirts black ink out of her a**. That is an octopus reference of course. We’re starting to think that there are some fashion designers out there who hate the institution of marriage and are taking it out on the rest of us. We simply can’t think of another reason for the horror we have seen thus far.
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